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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 782
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About 19apollo91 : I'm at Uni and love to procrastinate right here on FMyLife.

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Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73366) - you deserved it (3784)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32918) - you deserved it (20250)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60963) - you deserved it (4748)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

#16116610
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43303) - you deserved it (5441) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France

Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, Chocolate and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML

#16054918
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11119) - you deserved it (42770)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:47am - health - by gymgirl (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

#16051471
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36543) - you deserved it (4451)

On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, she thought I was prank calling. FML

#16050622
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28972) - you deserved it (3202)

On 05/04/2011 at 10:38pm - health - by ouchies - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

#15833093
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58536) - you deserved it (4400)

On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -

Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML

#15831633
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10330) - you deserved it (52241)

On 04/18/2011 at 4:09am - kids - by B (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
687 comments

I agree, your life sucks (708246) - you deserved it (56122)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
926 comments

I agree, your life sucks (353252) - you deserved it (38778)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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