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Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, someone stole the massive pumpkin I've been painstakingly growing all year. What did they do with it? They put it in the middle of a busy intersection. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 2:48pm - misc - by peterpeterpumpkineater (man) - United States
Today, I realized I might lose my job because some asshole customer complained about me to my district manager. His complaint? Girls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 9:11am - work - by GamerTag (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML
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On 10/01/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by raz (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML
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On 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to spank the ferret in bed and spray me while singing the Spiderman theme song. FML
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On 09/29/2012 at 5:14am - intimacy - by BabyG2222 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I found out why my teenage daughter won't brush her teeth properly. Apparently my son convinced her that toothpaste has tons of calories. FML
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On 09/28/2012 at 10:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my husband of five years left me for a woman ten years older than himself who lives nine hours away. He met her online two weeks ago while playing Call of Duty. FML
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On 09/27/2012 at 10:14pm - love - by strawberrywine22 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14396) - you deserved it (5403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
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Today, I was waiting for my wife in a mall when some kids came and sat near me, wearing band t-shirts. I recognized some, as I was into The Smiths and Black Flag in my youth. I tried to strike up a music-fan chat with them. "Fuck off, grandad" and "Ew, pedo" is all I got in return. FML
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On 09/25/2012 at 7:54am - kids - by HenryRollinsForPresident (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I had to pay my manager $10 just to take my stalker's order so I didn't have to. FML
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On 09/25/2012 at 3:08am - work - by snowbell18 (woman) - United States
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
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On 09/25/2012 at 12:13am - health - by N/A (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
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On 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by Fingkids - United States
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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