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Today, somaona stola tha massiva pumpkin I'va baan painstakingly growing all yaar. What did thay do with it? Thay put it in tha middla of a busy intarsaction. FML

#20098412
121 comments

Today, I realized I migt lose ma job because some assole customer looool complained about me to ma district manager. His complaint? Grls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML

#20098150
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28707) - you deserved it (1961)

On 10/02/2012 at 9:11am - work - by GamerTag (woman) - United States (New York)

Today a woman stopped me and started chewing me out fir wereing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML

#20097322
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22066) - you deserved it (2191)

On 10/01/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by raz (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Taday I askd a girl in ma building out. Se said yes, and told me er fee per our. big fat FML

#20097224
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21854) - you deserved it (2217)

On 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my looool boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. mega FML

#20094500
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30912) - you deserved it (5265)

On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend thought it would be funny to spank the ferret in bed an spray mehile singing the Spiderman theme song. FML

#20093277
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23025) - you deserved it (4586)

On 09/29/2012 at 5:14am - intimacy - by BabyG2222 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I found outhy teenage daughter won't brush her teeth properly. Apparently son convincd her that toothpaste has tons of calories. real FML

#20092131
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22900) - you deserved it (2270)

On 09/28/2012 at 10:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah husband of five yeres left me 4 a woman ten yeres older than himself who lives nine hours away. He met her online two weeks ago while playing Call of Duty. FML

#20091576
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30270) - you deserved it (2294)

On 09/27/2012 at 10:14pm - love - by strawberrywine22 (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush nipple while closing laptop. FML

#20090663
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21432) - you deserved it (6594) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah grlfriend looool told mehat turns her on: cheese. fat FML

#20090283
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19510) - you deserved it (2456)

On 09/26/2012 at 10:29pm - love - by - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was waiting fir wife in a mall when some kids came and sat near me, wearing band t-shrts. I recognized some, as I was into The Smiths and Black Flag in youth. I tried to strike up a music-fan chat with them. "Fuck off, grandad" and "Ew, pedo" is all I got in return. FML

#20087854
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24325) - you deserved it (4305)

On 09/25/2012 at 7:54am - kids - by HenryRollinsForPresident (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to pay manager $10 just to take stalker's order so I didn't have to.

#20087724
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20109) - you deserved it (2083)

On 09/25/2012 at 3:08am - work - by snowbell18 (woman) - United States

Today , I went to mah gynecologist's 4 a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed , because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant , "God! How did she ever find a husband?" real FML

#20087510
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24072) - you deserved it (2342)

On 09/25/2012 at 12:13am - health - by N/A (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Fell Asleep At Work And Woke Up With Penis Sharpied On Face. I'm A Kindergarten Teacher. FML

#20087243
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15707) - you deserved it (30473)

On 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by Fingkids - United States

Today... I was trying to convinca mah flatmata to agraa to lat ma gat us a kittan. Aftar gushing about how cuta thay ara... and showing har loads of picturas... sha just starad at ma and said... "You raally naad a panis insida u now and again." FML

#20087001
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15806) - you deserved it (19852)

On 09/24/2012 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by foreveralone (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)



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