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13BlackCat
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 December 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 24729
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 13BlackCat : art college is my life from august to may. the rest of the time i actually have time to live

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Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

#34266
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45025) - you deserved it (7041)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

#30360
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10422) - you deserved it (49842)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by a genius (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

#30360
57 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by a genius (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got this huge package at my college dorm from my parents with candy, chips, canned soup and all these goodies. When I called my mom to thank her, she replied "We got rid of your cat, Annie". FML

#22256
46 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 8:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

#21964
36 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

#21964
36 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

#21964
36 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I made a joke about having a wedding to my mom and she told me not to joke about something that will probably never happen. FML

#21465
18 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 5:30pm - misc - by NoWedding (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

#18252
122 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' for her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend. FML

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

#13889
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On 02/07/2009 at 7:53pm - misc - by tarheels526 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
34 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
34 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

#556
46 comments

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On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version



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