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123kookypoo
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 March 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 775
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About 123kookypoo : I'm addicted to FML, I read it everyday. I'm kinda the weird, random kid in my class, but also the kinda "there when you need them" kinda person, too! I'm a die-hard for LMFAO and I love their music. If you think I'm your kinda friend, just message me! I'll be sure to reply! (:

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (353795) - you deserved it (66718)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (178276) - you deserved it (61507)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13124) - you deserved it (4911)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version



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