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by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with… Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky… Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his…
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I checked in at a hotel, got the keys and went up to my room. However, there seemed to be a… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me…