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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 March 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1348
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About 123kookypoo : I'm addicted to FML, I read it everyday. I'm kinda the weird, random kid in my class, but also the kinda "there when you need them" kinda person, too! I'm a die-hard for LMFAO and I love their music. If you think I'm your kinda friend, just message me! I'll be sure to reply! (:

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Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

#17497586
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24453) - you deserved it (11200)

On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26093) - you deserved it (4146)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18229) - you deserved it (34249)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML

#17092331
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38689) - you deserved it (2643)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40176) - you deserved it (6210)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm a nanny. After the kids went to bed the dog wouldn't stop barking violently unless I held the end of a blanket for him to hump. I need a raise. FML

#16738818
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31464) - you deserved it (3071)

On 06/19/2011 at 1:19am - work - by fattymcbutterpants - United States

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32853) - you deserved it (20226)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

#15985772
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37228) - you deserved it (7224)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML

#14593657
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23904) - you deserved it (3610)

On 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm - misc - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

#14080015
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23353) - you deserved it (6080)

On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58051) - you deserved it (10575)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

#13949092
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40517) - you deserved it (5371)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

#13635730
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27122) - you deserved it (3018)

On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

#12687982
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22827) - you deserved it (2169)

On 08/22/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Eloy Ymer - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17170) - you deserved it (68091)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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