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Today, I came back to my room and sat down at my desk to find pile short, curly hairs on it. Neither me or my roommate have curly hair, and it isn't mine. I think he trimmed his pubes over my desk and forgot to clean it up. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by pubes (man) - United States (South Dakota)
Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by My mom - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my bosses office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him he had a new message. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 10:33am - work - by boredatwork (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by Juggalette (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 3:59am - intimacy - by sexyfail (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I went to get my friend a drink while she sat in the lounge watching TV with my dog. When I came back, I found her licking my dogs ears. She said he dared her to do it. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 7:28am - animals - by CheeseMonsters (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my telephone line was hit by lightning. I discovered that not only will lightning fry a router, it will also destroy any PCs connected to that router via network cables. I also discovered that a $10 phone line surge protector would have saved nearly $3,000 worth of PC equipment. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by MotherNatureMustDie (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, at Wal Mart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide & seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As i was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML
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On 08/19/2009 at 6:32am - misc - by Dude (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML
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On 05/06/2009 at 7:36am - love - by gymbob (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
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On 04/09/2009 at 12:53am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
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