About 0utland : Life is fun until you realize that it's monday
0utland's FML badges
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
0utland's favorite FMLs
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm… Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't… Today, my daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid…