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00escada00
  • Town/Country : Manchester, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 February 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 52
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 00escada00 : I'm 20, I live in Manchester, I'm a play worker and a nanny, and i'm studying teacher training.

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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
433 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54421) - you deserved it (4984)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

#16911050
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33480) - you deserved it (2583)

On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, after a long night of drinking and partying, I woke up in my bed next to a beast of a woman. At least I know I made it home safely. FML

#16696125
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8679) - you deserved it (31538)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by Madmanmorton (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

#14120118
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9268) - you deserved it (64114)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26058) - you deserved it (9538)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

#13896400
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31997) - you deserved it (11292)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44512) - you deserved it (8402)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30228) - you deserved it (84979)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (203315) - you deserved it (59381)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (470795) - you deserved it (584585)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103521) - you deserved it (17458)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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