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Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40342) - you deserved it (13562)

On 01/01/2013 at 5:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

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You weakened him up for her, right?

#2 - On 01/01/2013 at 10:43am by iarefatal

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Eh, it's not that bad... at least she didn't up getting hurt and actually defended herself

However, I still feel sorry for you OP :(

#1 - On 01/01/2013 at 10:43am by SonOfAMitch

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