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By Anonymous - 03/07/2012 23:50 - Australia - Melbourne
By Anonymous - 03/07/2012 23:50 - Australia - Melbourne
By ugh thanks - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Dayton
By nightbirdblue - 31/05/2013 18:00 - United States
By Stop_HammerTime - 04/08/2014 13:51 - United Kingdom - Northwich
The truth is actually much dumber than some of you are giving me credit for, and definitely warrants a YDI. I'd bought a few small glass things for my friends from Venice. They were all packaged so they made it off the plane fine. When I got home I put them down and started nailing up posters that I'd got in the museums on my visit. I put the hammer down on a pile of boxes while I went to get more nails, which was dumb, and it fell off onto the ornaments. The novelty postcards were all I had left.
By Holls - 12/04/2012 13:47 - United Kingdom - Bristol
By ScienceFail - 25/07/2010 19:31 - United States
By DumbCuntApparently - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Hilversum
By Myyrh - 16/06/2015 01:48 - Switzerland - Basel
Yaaaaaay it got publiiiished ! :D Hi everyone, OP here =) Time for explainations ! We've been in a long distance relationship for one year and a half. So when he came to my place, I made him meet my family and friends because I was so happy to be with him, but when I came to his place, I never met anyone beside his brothers and parents (I still haven't met one of his brothers who lives far away from both my place and my bf's place). My bf lives in a small village, his friends live somewhere else and so we could not randomly run into them either. At first it pissed me off that he didn't want to tell anyone (even our friends who knew both of us), but then he started to be ok with it and to tell everyone how lucky he was to have me. He told his very close friends though, but the other ones never knew about me. For those who say I should find someone else : before meeting me he was with a girl during 5 years and that time his family didn't know about her, on Facebook he was even acting like "if you know a cute girl, intoduce her to me, you know I'm single" etc, whereas I managed to make him remove the "single" from his profile page (now there is nothing, it's not written "in a relationship" either but at least, other girls won't see he's "single" anymore) and I was the first girlfriend he ever brought back home and introduced to his family. So I'm kind of a big deal ;) Tha main reason he didn't want to tell his friends is because he doens't like people to know about his private life, but also because he is tired of people gossiping. Also I never insisted too much on meeting his friends because I am really really really shy and was ok with not having to meet people I didn't know but who had known my bf for years. By the way, his friends were mad at him for not telling them for one and a half year, but he said it was his choice and he was ok with it. And finally, I was not really complaining, but people here had the same reaction as some of my friends, and I thought it was an... original situation ! =) So, there you go !
By LittleRed - 05/03/2012 08:45 - United States
By Soaked - 20/05/2010 15:20 - United States
By toritoratora - 26/11/2012 05:27 - United States - Huntington Beach
By unknown - 02/11/2013 21:10 - Canada - Courtenay
By iamsolid - 20/10/2012 15:10 - United States
By Anonymous - 23/09/2012 04:32 - United States
By ItaliczZz - 12/10/2011 08:13 - Australia
By dole_out_the_fml - 20/05/2009 17:36 - Canada
By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 05:48 - United States
By JZ. - 30/10/2009 13:34 - New Zealand
By stuckwithafamilyofcunts - 27/04/2013 20:23 - Spain - El Puig
By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 21:17 - Australia - Brisbane
By Fmylife.25 - 03/09/2010 19:56 - United States
By kissless - 10/10/2009 19:04 - United States
By Ticklish - 13/04/2014 09:33 - United States - Marion
By whymyliferose - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By disgusted - 29/03/2014 21:31 - United Kingdom
By 081013 - 02/03/2013 07:23 - United States - Columbus
By Suicidal_Divide - 06/05/2015 19:25 - United States - Sacramento
OP here. I really didn't think this would be posted. So here is a little background on what was going on. First off, my son is 9 years old and Autistic, he is higher fuctioning but does still does repetative (and sometimes annoying) things. This does not mean I love him any less he is still my baby. He started the beeping because his grandpa came home and settled in without going in an saying Hi, so he hid under a blanket in the entry hall and announced himself by beeping loudly. While this wasn't the best way of trying to get anyones attention, it happened. While it started out cute, it did get annoying after a bit, but I also knew that he would stop as soon as he got tired of his "game". Not everyone would put up with the beeping as long as I did, but he was not hurting anything so I decided to let my son have his fun since he was not hurting anything.
By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04
By Gale - 13/01/2009 15:01 - United States
By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States
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I know. I tried to explain, but that got me screamed at. My mom accused me of acting like the parent and cussed me out.