By lil_breezy - 11/09/2014 19:01 - United States - Denver
The Top
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Good boy
By Anonymous - 11/05/2017 02:00
Helper Blues
By Fat and Embarrassed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Palmdale
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By squizzlebee - 30/06/2016 11:58 - United Kingdom - York
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Holy wow, I never expected this to get published! Thanks for all your comments, they're both making me laugh and appreciate what I do have :) Just for a bit of clarification, I worked in a clothing store and we'd see a fair few people come and go over time, and whenever one of us left (especially if they'd been there for longer than a year) there'd usually be some kind of informal gathering at a local bar to see them off. I'd been there for coming up to two years so I was hoping for a bit more of a turn out, but obviously people are busy with their own stuff! (The Brexit comments made me laugh :P) I did end up having a nice time with the one girl who showed up, she was one of the ones I felt was more of a friend than a colleague and so it was a rather nice evening overall :) And yes I do have a somewhat better job lined up so all good in the end really!
Quickie
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Respect
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By RickTooBomb - 05/10/2016 15:23 - United States - Falls Church
Good boy
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Foot in mouth
By Noname - 24/02/2009 05:05 - United States
Aaand blocked.
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Fashion show
By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 10:39 - United States - Lemon Grove
By geekpower - 29/02/2016 09:59 - United Kingdom - Oxford
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OP here to answer a few questions that have come up. I spent the whole time inching away but she didn't seem to realise there was anything wrong. Also no I did not call her out because she was 10 years older than me, twice my size both vertically and horizontally, and accompanied by her husband. Also I'm a coward and socially awkward and tend to avoid confrontation wherever possible. Seats at the TEDx were assigned and I paid for nice stall seats, I wasn't going to move. Even if I wanted to, the place was packed with 1800 people so there was nowhere to go. To whoever said she wasn't interested in the conference, it seems like she was. It was actually quite annoying because she kept making comments out loud throughout the talks: "Cool!", "Wow!", "Who'd have guessed?!". Which in itself is rude because talks are about listening and not interfering with the experience people around you are having. Any other questions, feel free to ask!
By thanks iphone - 30/01/2016 21:05 - United States - Louisville
I promise
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Stuck in a rut
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Careful
By me. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Freebird
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Thanks guys
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By Anonymous - 26/01/2017 16:04 - United States - Newtown
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Hey all. Just a follow-up as this was my FML. I left my house around 10:00pm and approached my car from the front, so I was not alerted to the damage around the back. The piece of paper was not immediately visible from inside, so it must have been tucked down securely against the hood. When I saw it flapping in the wind on the well-lit highway, I tried my best to slow and exit. Too late :( Nothing I could do. I've had better days.