Health: Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next... - FML

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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patrickkfuckk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

way to think on your feet.

Frolly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

Well that's one way to meet girls.

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Madman85 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 11:35

If you're a guy, that would have been an awesome ice breaker.

riaaa 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 12:08

haha thats cute :P

CrackSmiles 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 14:22

Hopefully you guys talked =]

nikkiandyou 0

Monday 8 June 2009 3:31

That could be the start to a very good friendship

ero_hime 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:59

lol nice going, perfect couple huh?

2107_av 0

Monday 8 June 2009 13:27

thats called karma for having to choose... dont you have anything called ethics or morals..?

thuryn 2

Monday 8 June 2009 14:16

#246 / 2107_av: See above. You're an ass. A person without ethics or morals would never have fallen down, because he wouldn't have given a shit about the other runner.

fml_276 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:03

Why should it even have to be a choice whether or not to help her? She fell off a treadmill into a wall.

thuryn 2

Tuesday 9 June 2009 4:14

#248: You didn't read any of the other comments, did you? Lazy ******.

drinkupgorgeous 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 11:25

I would have paid to see that, also.

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