Health: Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next...

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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patrickkfuckk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

way to think on your feet.

Frolly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

Well that's one way to meet girls.

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PaisleyKing90 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:49

that's really pretty nice of you, in a way....

brknankls 5

Wednesday 11 May 2011 21:52

way to break the ice

ajsciri4 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 13:30

why havent I seen that on AFV yet? hahaha

MechaMew2 0

Friday 20 May 2011 8:32

Now you guys are gonna become friends!

Aus10Parker 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 17:19

If you were a real man you would have gotten off right away and helped her

Phyre24 17

Friday 11 November 2011 7:05

Well at least now you're on the same 'footing' XD

EJFarns 1

Sunday 20 November 2011 15:05

Perfect couple I guess

terminus_fml 6

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:35

You really missed an epic pickup line: "Hey baby, come here often?" :)

Lintu_26 23

Sunday 8 January 2012 0:11

Haha awesome illustration :D I think I would lose concentration/laugh uncontrollably if the news were to broadcast about fainting goats :P

hateevryone 14

Sunday 8 January 2012 2:44

at least she wouldn't be the only one humiliated.

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