Miscellaneous: Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my...

By Janice - 07/11/2011 05:12 - Canada

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

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Monday 7 November 2011 12:12

Just pull all the fat on your face back with rubber bands.

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Jiggly puff

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footbalperson09 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 5:59

pic or no proof

hullstar242 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 6:15

They're called boobs

vikkip5 3

Wednesday 9 November 2011 16:22

It's okay apparently me too...

blunttobluntest 12

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:04

It's okay! Don't worry about it, at least you are trying to stay fit by jogging!

allisonc 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:19

At least you are up and doing something about it. That's what matters. Don't be so hard on yourself.

timo111 0

Friday 11 November 2011 19:09

Its called a gym....

dillonManning 9

Monday 21 November 2011 8:56

Perky ****?... Really perky???

Rey24 2

Friday 25 November 2011 2:16

get implants, then guys wont even look at your face. ;P

StalinsHeir 1

Saturday 17 December 2011 15:17

Mmmmm boobs

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