Miscellaneous: Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my...

By Janice - 07/11/2011 05:12 - Canada

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

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By thunderthighs644 - 23/11/2011 03:21

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML

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Monday 7 November 2011 12:12

Just pull all the fat on your face back with rubber bands.

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Monday 7 November 2011 12:25

Jiggly puff

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ayeemary 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:18

Facelift surgery...

missmia18 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:40

I'm a girl and I'm gay I like what u said post dem bitches

TimeLoop 6

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:40

How is this possible...

roseXthorns 8

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:42

Keep jogging and maybe your face fat will fall to your boobs.

Bullpine 11

Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:38

Good thing youre jogging

chingthecreator 4

Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:57

You might want to compare your jogging to the joggers passing you so you can look like them.

hahaomgufail 1

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:30

Haha its funny cause ur fat

amykins164 3

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:57

Too bad working out will only make you loose fat in your boobs :p

Delannnnnnnnnie 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 4:53

Who told you that??..I bet that was a disappointing day:)

purebliss7 6

Tuesday 8 November 2011 4:56

i think its time for you to rethink you eating habits and maybe run insted or jog.

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