Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had...

By quickfingers100 - 22/07/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

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Friday 22 July 2011 19:20

Still counts.

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Comments

daniell37 3

Friday 22 July 2011 21:00

she likes it kinky

tremayle 0

Friday 22 July 2011 21:01

yeaaaaaaa that's why she did it. lol

tremayle 0

Friday 22 July 2011 21:01

yeaaaaaaa that's why she did it. lol

rnath23 4

Friday 22 July 2011 21:02

I swear that is a beach boys album cover

symplyme 1

Friday 22 July 2011 21:02

Thats just stupid of you to even agree with

lovemylife93 0

Friday 22 July 2011 21:03

she was obviously attempting to murder you!!

thewife5 19

Friday 22 July 2011 21:05

your girlfriend thinks a lot about herself, she's probably hiding something.. might want to transform yourself into inspector gadget... or she just has a fedish