Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had...

By quickfingers100 - 22/07/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

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Friday 22 July 2011 19:20

Still counts.

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Comments

lopezk 0

Friday 22 July 2011 21:35

why yu keep it on?????

mrsvickybear 9

Friday 22 July 2011 21:38

u just had sex she put a bag on your head still counts

urdirtyolduncle 15

Friday 22 July 2011 21:39

Why isn't anyone moderating the "bird is the word" troll?

corrinaswan 0

Friday 22 July 2011 21:44

hahaha was the sex good? by the way ur girlfriend isnt cocky at all (sarcasm)

easygoing90 0

Friday 22 July 2011 21:45

look on the bright side! your still having sex even though you need a bag to cover your face.

MarkGoldstein 0

Friday 22 July 2011 21:47

you're supposed to put holes in the bag.

tscshop 0

Friday 22 July 2011 21:51

think it might be because ahe didnt wana loom at u

midlojoe 2

Friday 22 July 2011 21:59

that's not the reason for the bag.

Countrygirl5 8

Friday 22 July 2011 22:03

haha and you let her do that why?....

maddylovesu 5

Friday 22 July 2011 22:04

STILL COUNTS!(;

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