Transportation: Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle... - FML

By NoBalls - 12/06/2009 00:23 - United States

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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evilmatty93 0

Friday 12 June 2009 9:40

That guy had THE BEST CALL EVER! .... you got owned, big time.

hamzy 0

Friday 12 June 2009 9:40

Lol, gotta appreciate the humor. :D

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mishel 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:35

152: it's not the size of the car because beetles aren't small; they're just physically ugly (gay looking and toy-car plastic like).

fxdxhk90 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:37

Just accept it. He was right and you know it. By the way, I'm revoking your man card.

bob1124 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:48

@ #148 - why not a shotgun instead? :D

DeadMansCrack 4

Friday 12 June 2009 21:06

That guy's hilarious..but seriously is your wife 9? That would make you a pedophile.jk, but FYL.

ohhsnapp 0

Friday 12 June 2009 21:08

hahahahaha. wowwwwww.

rityz 0

Friday 12 June 2009 21:25

well u shld had whacked the sh*t outta him and say yes i do know that.

Fuzzybunny111993 0

Friday 12 June 2009 21:36

@ 148...you are now my best friend.."....Buts okay, cuz i got ma boat!" lol!!!

pete275 0

Friday 12 June 2009 21:46

you and the other guy should stop trying to define your manhood by the kind of car you wear.

easylazy 0

Friday 12 June 2009 21:51

Well, it sure is true YDI for being a ******!!!

lauraboo438 0

Friday 12 June 2009 21:54

dude, pretend you're gay, hit on him, and make him put his damn foot in his mouth!!

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