Transportation: Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle... - FML

By NoBalls - 12/06/2009 00:23 - United States

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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evilmatty93 0

Friday 12 June 2009 9:40

That guy had THE BEST CALL EVER! .... you got owned, big time.

hamzy 0

Friday 12 June 2009 9:40

Lol, gotta appreciate the humor. :D

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heyheyhey3 0

Monday 15 June 2009 4:12

OH MY GOSH. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ONE I HAVE HEARD. hats off to this guy.

f_all_our_lives 4

Monday 15 June 2009 9:31

LOL way to go stop light man! u just made my day op=original poster

l30n 0

Monday 15 June 2009 14:54

you should show him yours

bnrup 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:18

You should have just taken the bus foo

PingPing_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 21:25

HAHAHA this is my new favorite FML. I just got the perfect new comeback comment.

krystal_love 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 3:21

Hahahahah i love this one. Im new so how do you favorite FMLs ? I heard you can favorite them?

myfishisBOBA 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 6:55

LOL!!! I knew a guy that had 3 testicles. He ended up selling one. 0.o

Creeper88 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:29

lol, the proper response is to pretend to check the guy out and say: "You can loan me your testicles _anytime_."

BLooDYxNiGHTS 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 10:21

That guy is AWESOME.

wastingtimeonFML 7

Thursday 2 August 2012 13:57

No. He isn't.

Darkspear 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:56

I would like to buy that man a beer, you just got owned son.

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