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By fireman - 06/10/2010 09:31 - United States

Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML

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biass 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 16:15

that was a hot date...

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 6 October 2010 16:18

Tell her you're just a hunka hunka burnin' love.

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rcgray01 0

Friday 8 October 2010 16:01

haha that happened to me the other night!!

Barn312009 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:38

baking soda?

limepinklis 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 18:41

how romantic?

cheeeeeeers 3

Friday 6 January 2012 9:16

It's the thought that countssss =))

notsurewhattoput 0

Monday 2 April 2012 22:30

That's still cute lol

WTFTravis 5

Friday 27 April 2012 3:30

tell her" you guys are young and should set the world on fire"

ProctorKProducti 5

Thursday 3 April 2014 23:59

You probably tried to put it out with water didn't you? Bad idea!

DaRito 25

Saturday 16 May 2015 4:28

NEVER put water on a grease fire. Just a tip for the future.

Larka25 6

Sunday 14 June 2015 15:57

Should've poured salt on it.

ph66 5

Saturday 22 August 2015 19:50

You set everything but her heart on fire

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