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By handyman13 - 25/07/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML

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By novapine - 01/10/2013 08:34 - United States - Staffordsville

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2018 19:00

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By lalala - 14/06/2011 10:47 - United Kingdom

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OhzTP 7

Monday 25 July 2011 11:56

seems legit.

cc_the_beast 6

Monday 25 July 2011 12:36

You deserve to be behind bars! Imagine how those fish felt being caught by an unlicensed angler!!!

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hahahafyl9710_fml 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:43

LAWL!

tennischik211 11

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:21

police these days...

majorsemperfi 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:46

that's bull I'm a police officer and you only get a fine from the warden its not an offence you can be arrested for...nice try

Maximus_Axiom 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:03

Hoped you caught a decent amount of tasty fish OP

RawrGoesTheDino4 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:47

YDI DUMBASS

calvo_07 13

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:21

what an idiot!

chelseaaababyyy 17

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:47

fishing without a license is a serious offense ! we lock up murderers and rapist and let these people run free, just fishing away !!

omgcookeys 15

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:10

I have a right to voice my thoughts without being told to shut up thank you very much. I understand you are upset with me saying that fishing is murder and me thinking it was wrong, and I'm sorry you do not agree. I realize it was my mistake to even post my comment and I apologize.

chelseaaababyyy 17

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:04

204 - what ?

LuhDemDinosaurz 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:43

wow. see I can understand a drivers license. it proves uv been tested and are safe on the road. then theirs the fishing license. that proves u spent $10.

rjw104 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:10

lmao my dad is a game warden and he wouldve given me a ticket regardless so don't feel to bad

MMachina1 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:52

Arrest warrant for fishing? WTF? YDI but still that's a bit extreme isn't it? What "the war on drugs" not enough of a time and money waster they have to arrest ppl for fishing?

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