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They call him Mighty Force

By Stiny - 01/06/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

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Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML

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Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:53

At least it wasn't your balls

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OhSnap_NoWay 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 16:40

Are you sure you have a black belt? Im pretty sure you shouldn't be able to get ur ass kicked by a 6th grader if u have a black belt

saphiresong 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 16:51

its okay. my friends a black belt and i kicked him so hard he fell down. i quit karate when i was a white belt lol

Ibeatmyself 3

Thursday 2 June 2011 17:33

Should have done jiu jitsu

Thoagland94 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 18:59

if only you took good Tae-Kwon-Do

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:40

Shoulda studied Rex Kwan Do. That's great against kids.

ZoZo17_fml 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 20:24

I'm a sixth grader. I'm a black belt. aha. ahahaha.

Scarecrow227 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 20:27

and he has a blue belt in krav maga.

Gmanster64 4

Thursday 2 June 2011 20:37

Things hurt A LOT more when you don't expect them.

imhere6969 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:38

shoulda used your taekwondo on the little ******

Octwo 16

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:07

If that embarrasses you, perhaps you need to change your perspective on rank.

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