Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

jpoole 4

No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!

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WCARlover 34

Did you do "out-of-this-world" stuff in bed the night before? Okay, I'll be going now...

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FollowMe 2

Aha, and your username is ET, coincidence??? I don't think so. xD what are you up to?

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Krista835 5

More like F her life, it must be traumatizing to wonder what they must have done to you, or if they will do it again! :P

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LezBiHonest 7

What else could it be but an alien abduction?? I mean, what's the reason y'all fall out of bed? Pshhh I know mine...right there with this lady...

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bubo_fml 10

Maybe your wife truly was abducted & the aliens recomposed her tissue mass to be more dense in this atmosphere...Hence, gravity pulled her out of bed?

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Dandeska 7

Well u know from the movies that aliens love cows!

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docscientist 9

Put up some safety rails around the bed, aliens can't get past them.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Maybe she really did get taken o.O

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