Remember when conspiracy theories were fun?
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shes a keeper...;)
I really wanna make an anal sex joke, but those are a bit worn out, just like your wife after last night in the spaceship? No really, FYL and good luck in future endeavors.
Nolnah
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That's why I have life alert, soo when I fall out of my bed I just press the button..
FYLDeep
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"Help, I'm abducted and I can't get home!"
Legit theory.
artsyfox
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The real Fml would be when she starts walking around with foiled antenas trying to "communicate" with them...
Mister_Triangle
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Foil antennas block the communication, duh!
Go along with it to freak her out a bit
beccalyn244
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just agree with her haha
Oh... The things that go bump in the night...
umm_Talk
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They're out there man.......
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No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!
Did you do "out-of-this-world" stuff in bed the night before? Okay, I'll be going now...