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By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

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Sunday 22 May 2011 16:14

I think your dad has some serious issues...

Astroman129 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:12

whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.

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lolol_BKYCHO 3

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:59

That's ******* weird.

rogerover 19

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:03

she's trying to get you to move out so they can have wild monkey sex!

acceptyourfate 8

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:03

#64 - illegal in the states maybe, I think it's legal to be married/dating someone that's a lot older as soon as you turn 16 in Europe.

lover_gal 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:05

dang, :o psh I would be like honey it's going to be done my way,I don't need you "Mom".

Pigpen181 3

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:09

Hook up with your Stepmom's Dad..... See you on Murry

kaitlyn3xo 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:12

that's disgusting

XcaleX 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:14

Where is your actual mother? If possible, why not try to stay with her?

catcrazy101 2

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:14

o god i know how that is my step mom is years older then me and my dad is 51 years old and she 25, 26 but thats bad

Scanoodles 2

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:18

op's father is a cradle robber

dubsweets 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:19

tell her to "respect her elders"

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