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Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

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Sunday 22 May 2011 16:14

I think your dad has some serious issues...

Astroman129 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:12

whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.

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deaper 16

Sunday 22 May 2011 19:40

Umm.... Maybe the fact that it's effing sick to go after a partner who's nearly the same age as YOUR OWN KID?

smurfman44265034 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 19:44

**** her

CitrusGirl 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 19:52

Anyone else think of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?

maialuvstdi 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 19:59

**** you, not ur life

TheDrummingResul 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 20:09

holy shit!

Zdog101 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 20:10

iz ur dad hue heffner

SigneRobertson 1

Sunday 22 May 2011 20:13

I think your dad is a very selfish person to be with a woman who is so disrespectful to his children.

xpskl 5

Sunday 22 May 2011 20:15

dude, your dad has issues...0_0

matttheman33 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 20:21

...auquard...

GoArmy6624 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 20:23

awesome

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