Kids, Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: My favorite letter is L - FML

My favorite letter is L

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML

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sluggumsoriley 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 13:02

how you managed to find this website, figure out how to submit your story, and type it in, is beyond me.

arabianballa 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:08

Fail.

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Neferria 0

Monday 4 January 2010 1:51

You had two choices: eight or twenty-six. If you went any different, then you failed.

ajnyyanks77 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 4:12

8?

Gothgrl39 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:00

Yeah why 8?

iraisadumbass 14

Tuesday 6 September 2016 14:24

The word alphabet has 8 letters.

supergamer94 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:19

I don't think you're stupid for what you did. I mean, only EVERY PERSON OVER AGE 3 knows how many letters there are, but you'll learn eventually.

purplepickle 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:33

why did you have this argument with an 8 year old? even if you were right, there's really no point. Be the mature one and humor them, your pride can wait when it comes to little kids.

ThankYhuCaptinOb 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:46

are you smarter than a peice of paper .....

zattele 3

Monday 4 January 2010 3:01

@OP, please go find a building with as many letters u think the alphabet has, and jump off it; then we can all move on to teach u about gravity

lazytown 0

Monday 4 January 2010 3:08

Honestly, why would you fight an eight year old on that? That stuff is fresh in their mind. It's a whole "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader" thing. (Kill me for mentioning something related to Jeff Foxworthy.)

nateduh 0

Monday 4 January 2010 3:20

tools

Desertman123 4

Monday 4 January 2010 3:35

DUMBASS

biancster 0

Monday 4 January 2010 3:50

lol

Thunderbender 2

Monday 4 January 2010 3:51

You'll also never need to know that the sky is blue. Its just basic info that everyone SHOULD know.

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