Kids, Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: My favorite letter is L

My favorite letter is L

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML

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Sunday 3 January 2010 13:02

how you managed to find this website, figure out how to submit your story, and type it in, is beyond me.

arabianballa 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:08

Fail.

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cherylface 13

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:21

26, YDI. NEXT!

ravinderkaler 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:24

wow # 7 no one cares.

h2icasis 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:26

we dont need a lecture

Thund3rStruck_fml 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:48

You need to start riding the twinkie bus. Seriously.

Broeman 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:51

Nice job. Didn't even know you could fail kindergarten, but it looks like you did the impossible.

imperfectclarity 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:19

I thought #7 was interesting. Someone asked, and #7 answered.

imperfectclarity 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:22

Hey, I went to public school and I know how many letters are in the alphabet.

J4cks0n 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:29

#18 You have iPhones in Denmark? ;)

brittany1013 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:58

ahh fyl

dealwithlife 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:04

that's embarassing.

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