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Mum

By mummer11 - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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ElricMustang 23

Friday 15 November 2013 23:05

Your mom really has some issues with your mom, huh?

DocBastard 38

Friday 15 November 2013 23:07

Mother: You're a goody two shoes! OP: Yes, mum. Mother: Your mum's a *****. OP: Right you are, mum.

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byron17 26

Sunday 17 November 2013 18:09

"I ain't no *****!!" -Mom She then continues to crush her head with a ATM machine.

416353Dude 4

Thursday 21 November 2013 6:55

Only in Ireland..

Heat_Leech 7

Saturday 30 November 2013 22:26

This may be your mums way of saying your adopted and she actually ****** your birth mum.

MrEatYourDog 14

Tuesday 31 March 2015 9:44

Oh Ireland. You know just how to make other countries feel better about themselves

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