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Suspicious mind

By Mental minefield - 21/09/2026 03:00 - United States - New York

Today, after my husband read about mental load and about what he could do to help with mine, I came home to a clean house, the chores done, and dinner on the stove. I was more anxious and stressed than ever, thinking, "What did he fuck up that I'm gonna find and have to fix at the worst possible time?" FML

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DocBerg 19

Tuesday 22 September 2026 1:30

You sound incredibly ungrateful.

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DocBerg 19

Tuesday 22 September 2026 1:30

You sound incredibly ungrateful.

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