Love: High times

High times

By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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Druu 53

Friday 14 June 2013 18:36

Is his love your drug?

crissybear 8

Friday 14 June 2013 18:36

At least your dad doesn't have to pay for his drugs anymore... Hehe

Comments

brandoneyez1 25

Saturday 15 June 2013 13:29

Which is worse... The bf selling it or dad taking it? I say they wash each other.... Carry on!

frecklefacee 6

Saturday 15 June 2013 15:21

haha, you only hear of this happening in movies!

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 15 June 2013 16:36

Rehab for them both...

iamthunder 4

Saturday 15 June 2013 18:09

Does that mean pops gets a family discount now?

laurencavs 5

Saturday 15 June 2013 20:53

That's awesome not an FML

duckit 0

Saturday 15 June 2013 21:12

Maybe your dad will get a discount

ginawater19 13

Saturday 15 June 2013 22:48

WEED IS NOT A DRUG. THE GOVT CAN CLASSIFY WHATEVER THEY THINK IS A DRUG AND MAKE STUPID PEOPLE LIKE ALL OF YOU THINK IT'S AN ACTUAL DRUG. Please, shoot up some heroin and smoke a joint. Tell me which you like better. Idiots.

TVKill3r 15

Sunday 16 June 2013 1:03

Two things about that. 1 it impairs your ability to perform tasks so it still falls under the tag drug. and 2 wtf are you going on about? This is post isn't about weed.