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High times

By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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Druu 53

Friday 14 June 2013 18:36

Is his love your drug?

crissybear 8

Friday 14 June 2013 18:36

At least your dad doesn't have to pay for his drugs anymore... Hehe

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tj5810 21

Saturday 15 June 2013 4:18

Eh... Surprise!!

sugarbaby9908 20

Saturday 15 June 2013 4:25

I'm sorry, but that's great!!!

bryfer 2

Saturday 15 June 2013 4:31

Bad luck Brian

heyhooker 11

Saturday 15 June 2013 4:33

Lmfao I don't know why this is so funny but I can't stop giggling....

alxpilk 8

Saturday 15 June 2013 4:34

Hook me up? My dealer straight up disappeared.

LookAttMyyLifee 12

Saturday 15 June 2013 5:41

W..T.F..

fightingfu 5

Saturday 15 June 2013 7:10

I sense an opportunity for discounts ;)

beneathitallxx 15

Saturday 15 June 2013 7:56

At first I thought they were gay lovers.

Space_Teddy 29

Saturday 15 June 2013 8:03

you may deel like he is the live of tour life, bit of he's a dealer you might want to re-think or over, I know I would

Martnikk 15

Saturday 15 June 2013 8:40

It's a small world OP

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