Annoying and Movies: Dude, STFU!

Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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JFLESH 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 7:08

I ******* hate people like that

SummerWind 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 21:40

God, what a dick! Hope you told him off, and that he never watches a movie again.

Comments

Wizboy 17

Wednesday 6 February 2013 15:39

That is sad. FYL

teentee401 36

Monday 13 May 2013 4:14

Why all the YDIs?

blackwidowtaco 31

Wednesday 21 August 2013 2:05

Move to the next available seat.

cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 18:32

Tell him to be quiet or find another seat.

BlackDesire 19

Friday 13 June 2014 12:24

I hate it that's totally annoying

echosong 16

Thursday 3 July 2014 23:49

um... just move to a different seat?

ny4r 1

Friday 10 October 2014 8:54

i would beat him up LOL

Muffincat123 5

Monday 9 February 2015 19:22

that is the WORST

ironichalibut 24

Tuesday 23 June 2015 5:01

Said everyone at the movies ever

Pigpig1234 10

Tuesday 8 September 2015 23:40

I can't believe this was the first fml

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