Annoying and Movies: Dude, STFU!

Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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JFLESH 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 7:08

I ******* hate people like that

SummerWind 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 21:40

God, what a dick! Hope you told him off, and that he never watches a movie again.

Comments

bakh11 13

Wednesday 18 April 2012 21:37

I Can't stand those kind!

Bluemonster3 26

Sunday 27 May 2012 2:55

I can't stand people like that! What makes it worse is when someone asks them to be quiet politely and they get rude about it.

Ajwc101 24

Monday 18 June 2012 1:32

OP your life suck

jackie195 5

Saturday 23 June 2012 5:34

Was there any more seats left cause if there were you could have moved

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 26 July 2012 0:58

One of the worst people out there. Keep strong OP.

fuzzydino321 9

Saturday 8 September 2012 5:48

just leave and ask for a refund those kinds are annoying

Shuffle314159 3

Wednesday 19 September 2012 4:41

Hate it when that happens!

NinjaAssasin720 0

Thursday 11 October 2012 22:23

Was it a good movie

thisguy45 2

Thursday 25 October 2012 3:10

Your welcome

rlocicero 21

Saturday 29 December 2012 23:24

Move!!!

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