Nearly FMLs

By Neverthesame - 18/10/2018 22:35 - United States - Newton

Today I found out my fiance of 3 yrs has been cheating on me with one of our close friends, I found this out after we began having stress with a surprise pregnancy, she justified it by saying it was just sex...FML

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By Lanoa - 18/10/2018 21:30

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. I love kids and I'm really happy, downside, I'm scared to tell my mom. She hates my boyfriend to the point he can't come with me to visit her. She will be so mad. I'm so scared. I'm 24. FML

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By "Abby Herendeen" - 18/10/2018 19:27

Today while working at a historic center based in a 1901 logging camp, I accidentally said "cunt" instead of "cut" when telling visitors about the work loggers did in said logging camp. The visitors were a bunch of youth group girls no older than 13 and as young as 8...FML

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By Wiedo - 18/10/2018 13:50 - Mongolia - Bayangol

Today, my dog had to get a claw removed because of infected. After we got home, I sat on the paw that had surgery. For the rest of the day he hid under the bed and wouldn't come out, so I couldn't give him his pain meds. He spent the rest of the night howling in pain and I have to work tomorow. FML

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By KDAshe - 18/10/2018 11:42 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my delusional mother kicked me out of the house for good because "I'm not stupid, I know your bullshitting me" all because I couldn't download a TV series on the internet. FML

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By Lil Mouse Isa - 18/10/2018 04:46

Today, while at my Aunt's for a family gathering, I clogged the toilet. I told my Aunt so she could bring me the plunger. She none too subtly told Uncle to get the plunger because I clogged the toilet in front of everyone. FML.

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2018 00:48

Today my whole class failed the anatomy exam. Why? We only answered those questions in Latin if it was specifically asked. Before the exam the teacher had said we should do it this way. He refuses to change our marks. FML

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By Court - 17/10/2018 22:52

Today, I was sitting at my cubical at work and was bored so I was looking up Halloween costume ideas. Someone posted a very realistic uncircumcised penis mask and an employee walked past and saw it as soon as it was on my computer screen. I'm now the weird pervert in my office. FML

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By Sarah Lyn Guillen - 17/10/2018 07:08

Today, I had my first ever one night stand. I haven't been intimate with anyone in over four years. When we finally did it, he lasted about a minute. I didn't even orgasm, and it hurt. Worst lay I ever had. FML

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By Harrison Van Dueck - 17/10/2018 02:42

Today, I got home from work just wanting to chill out and not 20 minutes being back my mum called me and said she had forgotten her purse. I went to drop it off (walking) and get every passing car/pedestrian looked at me. To end it off, a cop pulled over to talk me as he thought I stole it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2018 22:16 - United States - Eight Mile

Today, my math professor said someone in the class made a 44% on the homework so he reopened the homework. That person is me. FML

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By Hannah - 16/10/2018 22:10

Today I just found out that my lab partner had picked up my lab book which wouldn't normally be a problem. But unfortunately it was supposed to be left to be marked so now I suppose I'll just get zero for two practicals. FML

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By bridgetmini - 15/10/2018 21:43 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I was dog sitting my brothers dog even though he knew I had surgery. She was laying on me fine and dandy until she freaked out and stepped directly on my incisions and swollen knee. FML

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By Anon8897 - 15/10/2018 21:09

Today I asked my boyfriend to manscape, as it has gotten really out of hand and im not one for hair. He got mad at me and continued to have an attitude the rest of the night. He told me the only reason he doesn't do it is because he is too lazy and it is too much work... FML

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By Lisa - 15/10/2018 20:49

Today, two days before going to the concert of my favourite band that I have waited 5 years for and can only attend thanks to the grace of a friend I've never met before, my back decides this will be a good time to get stuck. I can barely walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2018 04:43 - United States - Oldsmar

Today I discovered my husband’s secret twitter account thanks to his new “girlfriend “ sending me screenshots of their “relationship “. This is the man who claims he has no friends. Did I mention the “girlfriend”s name is Marcus?!?! FML

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By KaD - 14/10/2018 20:38

Today, I went out to gather the fruits of putting in a garden before the frost. In spite of being in the desert, it's rained for 3 weeks. The ground is too saturated to get anything out. It's all going to rot out there. 6000 pounds of soil shoveled by hand- for nothing. FML.

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By ihavenolife - 14/10/2018 19:38

TodayI finally got payed my pay check, worth $10k. It got onto my ex-girlfriends account, and she wouldnt give me the money. FML

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By Ubird - 14/10/2018 17:34

Today I was in a car crash. The worst thing was, that it was in front of the graveyard after the burial of my father. FML

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By Lisa - 14/10/2018 08:10

Today, after having had a discussion with a married friend the night before about why I wouldn't want to be in an open relationship with him and his wife, another taken man who I saw as a friend asked me if I wanted to be in an open relationship with him and his gf. FML

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By Anon - 14/10/2018 06:39

Today the girl I have a crush on went on her first date with my best friend. FML

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By Hippyk - 14/10/2018 03:06

Today I was blindsighted as my boss terminated me from my dream job, the reason, I interuped someone. I didn't even know I did but sure am sorry now. I have a 12 month lease and the town is too small and no one will hire me. Fml

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By Shaking my head - 13/10/2018 23:22 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was finishing my woodwork project (building a phone docking station) that I’ve hated working on the last few months. I just had to use a clamp to spend two minutes touching up the wood before finishing, when I crushed the electrical component of the dock in the clamp. It’s useless now. FML

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By sad mommy - 13/10/2018 23:07 - United States - Hesperia

Today I tried to be the bigger person and sent my ex’s family pictures of the kids. They completely cropped my daughter out of every single picture yet proudly posted pics of my son all over their Facebook and Instagram. Fml

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By Unpainted - 13/10/2018 19:43 - United States - Honolulu

Today, the painter I’ve been waiting for over a month finally showed up. Only to say that he’s going home because he can’t find a parking spot in my street. When I called his boss to complain about him, he took the painter’s side. I don’t own any parking spots, so hello unpainted wall forever. FML

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By poor dad - 13/10/2018 16:54

Today I found out that my child support payments will be about as much as one bi-weekly paycheck. Rent is more than a paycheck. My ex gets paid almost twice what I make with a boyfriend that makes about the same as her. We’re divorcing because she cheated on me. FML

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By Happyperiod! - 13/10/2018 15:01

Today, I woke up to a birthday breakfast in bed. A few minutes later I got my first gift: crippling period pain, a few days early. FML

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By Anonymouseeeee - 13/10/2018 13:29

Today, it's my last day I get to spend with my boyfriend. We typically only get one day a week together, I'm currently stuck on the toilet with a UTI unable to leave the bathroom. Fml.

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By greeeat - 13/10/2018 08:54

Today, I had to go to the hospital because I was in excruciating pain. Not only did I find out I was passing a kidney stone, I also found out I have herpes. Fml

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By AlreadyGotTheDivorcePapers - 13/10/2018 05:00

Today, I heard my husband repeating the name “Kristen” in his sleep. I’m not Kristen. FML

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Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name, when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML

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Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML

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Sick gains, bruh.

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Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML

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Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML

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