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LittleLou 16 October 2016, 04:28 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Grandma gets around

Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend broke up with me. She immediately asked if it was because I didn't put out. I'm 15. FML

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StillAVirgin 17 October 2016, 15:23 Denmark

Cute

Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML

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Wet Britches This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Portland, United States

Oh dear…

Today, on my rush to get home from work to use the bathroom, I hit a deer. It startled me so badly that I wet myself. FML

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