Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
headlesscookie2
Mr wellington, New Zealand 31 years-old Single
Cecilly2010
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Jean
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML