Anonymous - 18/11/2015 02:13 - United States - Herndon Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML 30 033 9 505
Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML 33 882 20 263