apparentloner

Mr California , America It's complicated

Anonymous 4 February 2011, 05:42 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

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arghgffhdfg 15 July 2012, 00:22 Sydney, Australia

Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML

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