nikkikinlilla

Miss Toronto, Canada 38 years-old

idontwanttoknow 16 June 2013, 11:37 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML

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readytoamputatemyfeet 30 June 2013, 23:00 Winter Springs, United States

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Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight-hour shift. FML

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