Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
lutessiarose
Miss Wales, Powys, Builth Wells 27 years-old In a relationship
Hikara
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML
dukemisery
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML