relapse22

Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

Don't just stand there!

Today, I carried flat-packed boxes home from work to move my things into a new apartment. Whilst walking down the street, the wind kept blowing and spinning me round. A crowd eventually gathered, mistaking me for a street performer. Nobody helped or even threw me any loose change. FML