Waffle
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Sorry, son
Today, a little boy called me, crying that "Grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say, "Wrong number." FML
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Zodaicz 4
Damn...poor kid...
exiledTexan 0
:(
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iiTzPokemon 4
So sad. ps I win !
exiledTexan 0
:(
MichaelGood 0
Just stay on the phone try n make the kid laugh itll make him feel better. Laughter heals alot. It's good karma
EEEERRRRIIIICCC 4
should have said "too bad" that would be so funny
TheJester12 15
only the voice of Morgan freeman can console a child who has Lost his grandmother . shoulda started playing clips from Bruce almighty and march of the penguins over the phone. problem solved
alex1432 9
that was great #69
GeraldisTheG 3
69 well played
insanesna1l 0
haha, sixty nine:-p
quent10 0
first REAL fml I've ever heard
Taconuggets 0
OP, how is this an FML on your behalf? You're stupid.
vancezd 12
Wow this is the first time I've seen a 2 character comment make top two.... Holy crap good job
ulicksam 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
And you think this is YOUR fml? How self-centered.
docscientist 10
'Fml' is not a limited resource. OP's fml doesn't subtract from the kid's.
Nutz321 0
By golly doc, I… I think you've… you've cracked it. Listen to this guy, people! He knows stuff!
john7h567hgrd 0
...why? I just read the FAQ and they said nothing pertaining to this situation...
wendyyyy 0
47 - you're not supposed to say how shitty an FML is when you read stupid ones. I got reported for doing that....
john7h567hgrd 0
Weeeeell... that's not in the FAQ...
hatesboners 0
he did the kid a favor by coming here and sharing. now we all get a good laugh.
cheyluvsturtles 30
#81 That is not funny!!! You are an asshole
jhloa2 3
you should have told him that you killed him
iiTzPokemon 4
Killed him ? His grandMA. Try again.
newfiegirl 8
How ignorant of you sir .
medotcom 0
I thought it was hilarious…
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Hermaphrodites have lives too!
younginz 1
Douche
eatsleepjb 8
6- first of all, when you say grandma, it implies that it's a girl. Second of all, you're a retard.
6tori6 5
sooo funny! not.
hannah_elizabeth_fml 7
You're just an asshole. I'm sorry no one loves you.
Zodaicz 4
Damn...poor kid...
NCR 0
just say it your causing him more pain
ZingDooper 0
how is this an FML?
AssDan 0
Just don't advise that he talk to a priest for support.
jissie 6
wiiinnnn
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Kid: Grandmaa dieedddd! :'( OP: Uh... well ... that's sad. Kid: She was so young! I remember a time when.. blah blah blah blah .. ( 30 mins later) OP: Sorry kid, wrong number. Kid:...... You mean I just wasted thirty ******* minutes on you? OP: I guess so ... Kid: Oh you bastard... You don ****** up now..
cookiemonster144 0
LMFAO that right there, just made my life soo much better!
haqqnuru 3
you wld be an asshole paaa...
ilybooboo24 0
haha love ^
Ellen1996 0
That's really sad ):
sourgirl101 29
Do you not feel sorry for the OP (and of course the little boy)? I would hate to be in that situation.
MusicXisXii 0
pity is a dirty, useless emotion.
CW001 0
How very emo of you.
smellymellyy 7
win haha^