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Miss 32 years-old Single

nosestealer 7 July 2013, 21:57 Brampton, Canada

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

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Anonymous 10 August 2013, 04:02 Los Angeles, United States

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son asked a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbed her with a fork. FML

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