Festive spirit kingkarnie - 12/12/2010 01:55 - United States Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML 42 317 2 975
melonhead - 14/01/2010 08:46 - Australia Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML 34 906 3 730
Jon - 07/07/2009 18:19 - United States Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided to use my driver to take my frustration out on a nearby bush. The bees who lived in that bush decided to use their stingers to take out their frustration up inside my golf shorts. FML 13 620 69 948