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Iman This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Catfished

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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anonymous 15 January 2012, 05:58 United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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girly girly 26 May 2012, 14:42 Keller, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML

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