Miss Ohio, USA 30 years-old In a relationship
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML
Today, I lost an art contest to some talentless arsepipe whose piece was literally just a broken heart crudely drawn in her own blood. FML
Today, as I was transcribing my manager's recorded orated memo, I heard an unmistakable grunt and splash of an impromptu "bathroom deposit." It seems like my manager is maximizing his time like never before. FML
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