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Nopeville, Fuck you 32 years-old It's complicated

foreveralone 24 September 2012, 23:12 Cardiff, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

That old chestnut

Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about how cute they are, and showing her loads of pictures, she just stared at me and said, "You really need a penis inside you now and again." FML

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alekoi 14 May 2015, 03:15 Shelton, United States

Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML

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