Jettsmom

Longmeadow North 63 years-old In a relationship

notpregnantthankgod 20 November 2015, 17:20 Southampton, United Kingdom

Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML

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tabbycacti 30 November 2015, 13:06 Australia

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light. I saw my neighbour and her new boyfriend crossing the road, then noticed as he started grabbing his crotch, but thought nothing of it. They both then pulled down their pants and urinated in the middle of the busy intersection. FML

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