Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He raised an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML
mohammedali14
Mr Chicago, United States of America 37 years-old
fuck you dad
Carrickmacross, Ireland
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Stickler
Today, I finally got to watch some porn after not being able to for a while. All I could notice in the video was how badly the participants were playing snooker. FML